Just like a library book...

...this post is overdue. (Oh, how witty of me.)
Sorry for the delay in posting a new post. Hm.. that sounded redundant. Poo.

Because it's past 1 in the morning and I'm in a weird state between alert and sleepy, I made a split-second, spur-of-the-moment decision to create a list of amusing things I've heard over the past few days. Hanging out with theatre folk definitely has its perks.

A List of Quotes Which Were Extremely Funny In Context:

• "Is that what they're calling it these days? 'Going to camp'? While all the other kids were playing Capture the Flag, you two were playing 'Capture the... Hmmmm...' "
  
  
• "Oh, it's on! Bring it! You're not wearing heels anymore!"
  
  
• "I went on Wikipedia, and I searched that. Okay, well, I didn't search it on purpose..."
  
  
• "Are y'all drinking cokes because you're underage?"
  "Why yes, that's exactly why, actually."
  
  
• "How old are you?"
  "17."
  "Ohmygod..."
  
  
• "I looked down and thought 'Woah. I've never before seen her feet during this play. Ever.'"
  
  
• "Okay, fine. You know what? Yeah. I'll call my mom and tell her that a boy in a bar is telling me to stay late."

...You're not laughing? Hm. Well, at least I am.

Until next time,
-eleanor

P.S. Come to the Festival of Independent Theatres!! Go here for more info :)